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Dave can’t play music. So he’s giving you free mp3s of the noises he made. Yay?
Also, Last.fm screwed up when I uploaded one of the files, so I am going to put a .zip file of the album here for download. It should be less than 15mb.
Martial arts expert Keiko Wakabayshi, nicknamed the “Samurai Granny”, has been hired by the country’s military to train recruits in hand-to-hand combat.
The term martial arts is synonymous with the Far East, but actually derives from Mars, the Roman god of war and literally means the “arts of war”.
Italian soldiers floored by 77-year-old Japanese woman - Telegraph
Timothy Nelson
MySpace.com - Timothy Nelson - Perth - Folk / Pop / Country - www.myspace.com/timothynelsonmusic
http://www.lowmorale.co.uk/creep/flash/lm_creep_(FLASH).swf
This a neat little flash animation with heaps of layers going on.
I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
I’m horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don’t get played
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Who’s the motherflippin?
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Motherflippin’
Broken Social Scene - ‘Love and Mathematics’
Canadian, atmospheric, dreamy melodic rock.
Tracy Redhead - ‘Where It Fits’
‘Where it Fits’ is the first single from Tracy Redhead’s debut album. The Album, produced by Tim Powles (The Church), blends quirky indie pop rock with a sometimes dark outer layer. The band hit the road, touring nationally, throughout June and July…
From the TripleJ Free mp3 page
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